Knock Knock Knockin... Not So Much

found at The Best Article Every Day

Also equally uninspired:

• "Where is God in all of this? " "Oh, He's up there. Somewhere..." (from the film, What Dreams May Come)
• "Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. (Mark Twain)
• “They say there's a heaven for those who will wait. Some say it's better, but I say it ain't. I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. Sinners are much more fun...” (Billy Joel, from the album The Stranger)