Friday, February 17, 2006
Five & Dime: Wide Angle Lens (Six Year Pix)
Five & Dime: Wide Angle Lens (Seven Year Pix)
Five & Dime: Wide Angle Lens (Eight Year Pix)
Thursday, February 16, 2006
Oym Hunt
Here's a new time waster for all of you computer solitaire nerds out there - you know who you are. (Yes, you with 1000+ games of Free Cell played on your Windows machine.)
Anyway, allow me to introduce you to Oym Hunt... an addictive bit of insanity created by Frank Nestel. And, yes, this is the "Frank" in Doris & Frank, the game company that brought you Ursuppe/Primordial Soup. (My favorite older D&F game is actually Tante Tarantel.)
I found the Oym Hunt thanks to D&F's newest card game, Ark. (Which, btw, is a lot of fun. It requires one full play to understand how all the cards interact, then you get to enjoy playing the wonderful little game.) One of the cards is the Oym... and kindly includes the web address so you can find the Oym Hunt.
Of course, I thought an Oym was something like a Jewish hamster - "Mazeltov, Rabbi - how is your oym doing in his new Habitrail?". Or perhaps a Yiddish expression of frustration? - "Oym... I wish you'd stop putting the robber on 6 ore hex, you schlemiel."
Five & Dime 2005: Joining the "In" Crowd
| Game | percentage gain from 2004 |
|---|---|
| For Sale | +23.54% |
| Around the World in 80 Days (Kosmos) | +12.32% |
| Jambo | +10.91% |
| Fairy Tale | +10.71% |
| Samurai | +8.79% |
| Niagara | +8.18% |
| Schotten-Totten/Battleline | +6.97% |
| Blokus | +6.87% |
| Titan: The Arena/Colossal Arena | +4.55% |
| Reef Encounter | +4.14% |
| Boggle | +4.04% |
| Hamsterrolle | +4.04% |
| RoboRally | +3.94% |
| Torres | +3.54% |
| Settlers of Catan | +3.43% |
- They were reprinted this year (For Sale, Fairy Tale, Titan the Arena, RoboRally, Torres, Reef Encounter, Battleline)
- They were "Essen" games... they were released late in 2003 in Germany and were only played 5+ times by a couple of folks in 2003 (Around the World in 80 Days, Jambo, Niagara, Reef Encounter)
The interesting games here are the ones that can not be explained by these reasons:
- Why the sudden interest in Samurai? (Great game, btw...)
- Settlers of Catan is just reclaiming some ground - it's been a solid contender on the Five & Dime lists since I started collecting them. It's also probably affected by the larger sample of gamers this year.)
- Blokus is growing in popularity each year - is this a "classic" in the making?
- Where in the heck did Boggle & Hamsterrolle come from?! (Again, both great games.)
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Five & Dime 2005: Lo, How The Mighty Have Fallen
| Game | percentage loss from 2004 |
|---|---|
| Attika | -36.26% |
| St Petersburg | -32.22% |
| Ticket To Ride | -29.19% |
| San Juan | -24.24% |
| Goa | -17.88% |
| Liar's Dice/Bluff/Perudo | -16.46% |
| 10 Days/Europa Tour | -15.66% |
| King's Breakfast | -15.45% |
| Puerto Rico | -15.35% |
| Alhambra | -14.24% |
| Power Grid/Funkenschlag | -13.94% |
| Hansa | -13.54% |
| Tongiaki | -13.43% |
| Flaschenteufel/Bottle Imp | -12.02% |
| Santiago | -11.92% |
Wednesday, February 08, 2006
Five & Dime 2005: Fresh Faces
| Game | score | percentage |
|---|---|---|
| Diamant | 420 | 28.79% |
| Ticket To Ride: Europe | 355 | 27.78% |
| Shadows Over Camelot | 325 | 27.78% |
| Louis XIV | 195 | 15.15% |
| Pickomino | 195 | 14.14% |
| That's Life | 160 | 11.11% |
| Caylus | 150 | 12.63% |
| Ubongo | 135 | 9.60% |
| Palazzo | 115 | 10.10% |
| Tower of Babel | 105 | 10.10% |
| Easy Come, Easy Go | 70 | 5.05% |
| Saboteur | 65 | 4.55% |
| Poison | 60 | 4.04% |
| Havoc: The 100 Years War | 50 | 4.55% |
| Fjords | 50 | 4.04% |
| Walk the Dogs | 50 | 3.54% |
Friday, February 03, 2006
Five & Dime 2005: Nickels (5-9 Played Games)
| Game | 2005 | 2004 | 2003 | 2002 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Shadows Over Camelot | 22.73% | new | new | new |
| Ticket To Ride: Europe | 19.70% | new | new | new |
| San Juan | 18.18% | 17.27% | new | new |
| Ticket To Ride | 17.68% | 21.82% | new | new |
| Ingenious | 15.66% | 11.82% | new | new |
| For Sale | 15.66% | 4.55% | 7.89% | 7.69% |
| Diamant | 15.15% | new | new | new |
| Carcassonne | 14.14% | 16.36% | 25.00% | 10.77% |
| Take 6 | 14.14% | 9.09% | 15.79% | 13.85% |
| Blokus | 13.64% | 10.00% | 6.58% | 6.15% |
| Lost Cities | 13.64% | 13.64% | 17.11% | 18.46% |
| Settlers of Catan | 13.64% | 6.36% | 13.16% | 20.00% |
| St Petersburg | 13.64% | 22.73% | new | new |
| Ra | 12.63% | 14.55% | 11.84% | 12.31% |
| Alhambra | 11.62% | 20.91% | 11.84% | new |
| Power Grid | 11.62% | 22.73% | 5.26% | 10.77% |
| Puerto Rico | 11.62% | 19.09% | 27.63% | 26.15% |
| Coloretto | 10.61% | 12.73% | 21.05% | new |
| Louis XIV | 10.61% | new | new | new |
| Caylus | 10.10% | new | new | new |
| Liar's Dice | 10.10% | 23.64% | 10.53% | 12.31% |
| Through the Desert | 10.10% | 10.00% | 6.58% | 9.23% |
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Five & Dime 2005: Dimes (10+ Played Games)
| Game | 2005 | 2004 | 2003 | 2002 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ticket To Ride | 26.26% | 51.82% | new | new |
| San Juan | 16.67% | 41.82% | new | new |
| For Sale | 15.15% | 2.73% | 3.95% | 4.62% |
| Ingenious | 14.65% | 15.45% | new | new |
| Geschenkt/No Merci | 14.65% | new | new | new |
| Diamant | 13.64% | new | new | new |
| Lost Cities | 12.63% | 10.00% | 13.16% | 13.85% |
| Puerto Rico | 12.12% | 20.00% | 35.53% | 47.69% |
| Memoir '44 | 11.11% | 10.00% | new | new |
| Carcassonne | 10.61% | 11.82% | 19.74% | 49.23% |
| Blokus | 9.60% | 6.36% | 6.58% | 1.54% |
| Ra | 9.60% | 13.64% | 14.47% | 4.62% |
| St Petersburg | 9.60% | 32.73% | new | new |
| Crokinole | 9.09% | 14.55% | 25.00% | 27.69% |
| Coloretto | 8.08% | 10.00% | 15.79% | new |
| Power Grid | 8.08% | 10.91% | 0.00% | 0.00% |
| Ticket To Ride: Europe | 8.08% | new | new | new |
| Transamerica/europa | 7.58% | 8.18% | 9.21% | 16.92% |
| 10 Days/Europa Tour | 7.07% | 15.45% | 13.16% | new |
| Bohnanza | 7.07% | 8.18% | 6.58% | 12.31% |
| Liar's Dice | 7.07% | 10.00% | 21.05% | 24.62% |
| Settlers of Catan | 7.07% | 10.91% | 15.79% | 23.08% |
| Take 6/Category 5 | 7.07% | 9.09% | 5.26% | 12.31% |
| Zirkus Flohcati | 7.07% | 4.55% | 13.16% | 3.08% |
Monday, January 30, 2006
Five & Dime 2005: Most Played Games
| Game | Score | 2005 | 2004 | 2003 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ticket To Ride | 695 | 43.94% | 73.64% | new |
| San Juan | 510 | 34.85% | 59.09% | new |
| For Sale | 455 | 30.81% | 7.27% | 11.84% |
| Ingenious | 445 | 30.30% | 27.27% | new |
| Diamant | 420 | 28.79% | new | new |
| Ticket To Ride: Europe | 355 | 27.78% | new | new |
| Shadows Over Camelot | 325 | 27.78% | new | new |
| Lost Cities | 385 | 26.26% | 23.64% | 30.26% |
| Carcassonne | 350 | 24.75% | 28.18% | 44.74% |
| Puerto Rico | 355 | 23.74% | 39.09% | 63.16% |
| Blokus | 325 | 23.23% | 16.36% | 13.16% |
| St Petersburg | 325 | 23.23% | 55.45% | new |
| Ra | 315 | 22.22% | 28.18% | 26.32% |
| Geschenkt/No Merci | 355 | 21.21% | new | new |
| Take 6/Category 5 | 280 | 21.21% | 18.18% | 21.05% |
| Settlers of Catan | 275 | 20.71% | 17.27% | 28.95% |
| Memoir '44 | 310 | 20.20% | 20.91% | new |
| Power Grid | 275 | 19.70% | 33.64% | 5.26% |
| Coloretto | 265 | 18.69% | 22.73% | 36.84% |
| Liar's Dice | 240 | 17.17% | 33.64% | 31.58% |
| Alhambra | 215 | 16.67% | 30.91% | 23.68% |
| Transamerica/europa | 235 | 16.16% | 16.36% | 28.95% |
| Bohnanza | 220 | 15.15% | 15.45% | 22.37% |
| Schotten-Totten | 205 | 15.15% | 8.18% | 26.32% |
| Louis XIV | 195 | 15.15% | new | new |
Sunday, January 29, 2006
Five & Dime: How It All Started
The year was 1999... Prince (or, at that point, the Artist Formerly Known As Prince) was still telling to party like it was that chronological year. Y2K was the all the rage - many people were stockpiling water, food & medical supplies in preparation for The End of the World As We Know It (glancing R.E.M. reference). I, on the other hand, was stockpiling games.
And game statistics. You see, my practice of collecting "five & dime" gameplay lists began early that spring, as a post from Steve Zanini on the rec.games.board newsgroup set me off:
Anyone familiar with SUMO magazine, would also be familiar with the 5 & 10 list. This is a listing of the games you have played either 5 or more times or 10 or more times. Think this would be a good way to re-cap what you played frequently in 1998.
I found the posts that followed to be intriguing and compiled them to produce a "Most Played" list of 1998. Then I did it again the next year... and the next... and it slowly but surely took on a life of it's own.
From the miniscule number of gamers in 1998 (16) to the huge response this year (198!), the Five & Dime lists have snowballed into a very interesting way to track gaming trends, albeit only in the online community of "designer" game players & collectors.
Over the next week, I'm going to be releasing information about the 2005 Five & Dime lists here on the blog. If you want to play "catch-up" and see what the Five & Dime lists are all about, you can check them out at my gaming website, Game Central Station.
Monday, January 23, 2006
Pod People
I was down in the L.A. this weekend, spending time with Mark Johnson and the Santa Clarita Boardgamers... which was a lot of fun. I also had the rare privilege of hosting Dave Arnott back here in Fresno, which meant I had an incredible weekend all around:
- took the train down to Newhall on Friday afternoon
- gamed with SCBer's on Friday night (Tsuro, Ark, Jenseit von Thebes, Akaba)
- recorded a podcast with Mark on Saturday morning
- gamed with Mark & Dave on Saturday afternoon (Zahltag, Akaba, Reef Encounter, Trump Tricks Game!, Route 66)
- drove back to Fresno with Dave
- gamed with Dave late Saturday night (Hochst Verdachtig, Rein Damit, Louis XIV, Africa)
- had Dave visit at NewLife Sunday morning
- gamed with Dave Sunday afternoon (Fjords, Kardinal & Konig: Das Duell, Kayanak, Industrial Waste x2)
- once-a-year games (games that aren't great but are quite enjoyable when you play them once a year)
- Son of Apples Project
Monday, January 16, 2006
Unpacking the Baggage
This article originally appeared in 1/12/06 edition of The Grapevine, the e-newsletter of NewLife Community Church.
As many of you know, we've been traveling a lot for the past couple of months. One of the great hassles of traveling for us is the unpacking. That's right - after you've played a 3-D version of Tetris trying to fit all your clothes & sundries into a suitcase (not to mention the odds & ends which traveling with a 8 month old require), you've got to take all of them out and put them where they belong. As my mom will be the first to volunteer, putting things where they belong is not one of my "gifts." (My gift is more along the line of "scattering things about in random piles of which only I truly understand the organizational structure." You can probably guess that this didn't endear me to my mother - nor does it score me any brownie points with my wife.)
So, I do not enjoy unpacking.
--
I don't know what Shari said to me on Tuesday morning... or what set me off. (Really... I've sat here trying to remember what it was. My brain can't call it back up - nothing, nada, zilch, zero.) Whatever it was, I do clearly recall standing next to our kitchen table, grumbling under my breath, then kicking one of Collin's toys across the room in an obvious bid to gain attention. (You'd think that a 41 year old man would have figured out better ways to gain his wife's attention - simple stuff like, "Honey, I need to talk about this" - but no, I have to see if I have any future as a punter and let the resounding clatter/crash act as my "signal" that she should pay attention to me.)
When she responded with a "what the heck was that about?" tone in her voice, I sort of apologized and then headed out to work through the garage, still grumbling. When the mop bucket and one of Braeden's bikes was blocking the door, I popped a gasket again, kicking them both out of the way.
Of course, Tuesday morning was the day I was supposed to go into the office and spend extended time with Aaron (our worship/youth pastor) planning & dreaming about the upcoming year in ministry here at NewLife - and about our respective roles as husbands & dads. I walked in and told him that I wasn't in spiritual shape to meet yet - "I need an hour."
Actually, God needed the hour.
--
I've been reading an excellent book, [re]Understanding Prayer (by Kyle Lake). In it, he talks about struggling with anger & prayer. And, of course, it's that book I picked up when I stormed into my office, shut the door & cranked up the stereo.
Rather than dismissing this anger episode as "an obstacle to real prayer," I listen to the rhythm of my soul. Its hard, rapid, pulsating beat. If my mind keeps going back to these things, then maybe I have some issues that need tending to - issues around forgiveness, anger, or significance. Rather than dismissing these thoughts, I open myself up to God's presence and sit with them for a few minutes. And through a combination of prayer, meditation, Scripture reading, and silence, I become compassionate toward the person I was... angry with.
Very funny, God. I'm wanting to throw a pity party in here - "My wife doesn't understand me or my needs!" or "I'm the worst husband ever... unable to control my temper - I don't deserve to be a pastor" or "See, I've blown the day. No way can anything spiritual happen now when you've choked like that" - and all You want to do is mess with my heart & make me more like You.
In fact, Jesus, you aren't looking for me to stuff my feelings... or to turtle up & go into defensive mode with Shari Jo. You aren't interested in me sulking, Ahab-like (1 Kings 21) because I didn't live the Christ-life perfectly. What you want is for me to unpack my baggage.
"Meanwhile the tax man, slumped in the shadows, his face in his hands, not daring to look up, said, "God, give mercy. Forgive me, a sinner.'"
Jesus commented, "This tax man, not the other, went home made right with God. If you walk around with your nose in the air, you're going to end up flat on your face, but if you're content to be simply yourself, you will become more than yourself."
Luke 18:13-14 (The Message)
--
You knew I'd eventually connect the dots, right? Unpacking is no fun when it's a Samsonite... it's even less fun when it's your own soul. But as good as it feels to finally get every piece of clothing back where it belongs, it feels even better to finally let God into the middle of every part of our lives.
So, in that God-filled hour, Jesus drug my petty anger out into the open, into the light of day, into the light of Truth. And it became clear that my frustration was rooted not in Shari's tone of voice or Braeden's genetically inherited inability to put away his toys but in my personal need to get everything right - to have everyone in my world roll over & play dead at my command. It was one of those mornings that I wanted to be God.
Thank you, Jesus, for your willingness to stick in there with me even when I'm a complete knucklehead. Thank you for unpacking with me - more than I ever will, you know the perfect place for each thing in my life. And you know what I need to crumple up and toss into the trash can.
This won't be the last time I have to unpack my baggage... and it won't be the last time Jesus does it with me. In fact, there won't ever be a time I deal with the junk in my life that He isn't standing right there beside me.
This is a sure thing:
If we die with him, we'll live with him;
If we stick it out with him, we'll rule with him;
If we turn our backs on him, he'll turn his back on us;
If we give up on him, he does not give up--
for there's no way he can be false to himself.
2 Timothy 2:11-13 (The Message)
And that makes unpacking easier.
I am convinced and sure of this very thing, that He Who began a good work in you will continue until the day of Jesus Christ [right up to the time of His return], developing [that good work] and perfecting and bringing it to full completion in you.
Philippians 1:6 (Amplified)
Nuns With Guns
Thanks to Kevin Hendricks at Church Marketing Sucks, I saw this wonderful postcard... I still grin every time I see the image. I love it that these guys are trying to figure out ways past the "it's a church blah blah blah" barrier that keeps people from giving authentic Biblical community a legitimate chance in their lives.
Which reminds me of a story... when I was pastoring the church @ hickory hollow in Nashville, TN, we got a lot of interesting reactions to coffeehouse worship vibe. (It's really fun to watch diehard Southern Baptists try to wrap their brains around black curtains, candles, multiple screens, a pastor in cut-off shorts carrying around a diet Coke can & prodigious amounts of coffee in a worship service.)
But the best reaction was from the teenage daughter of one of our regular attenders. She came to the church @ hickory hollow somewhat begrudgingly... her mom & dad were divorced, and this was just part of spending the weekend with dad. Getting in the car that day after the worship service, her dad asked her what she thought of the experience.
"Well, this church sucks less than any other church we've been to."
From a youth, this is high praise. We jokingly considered putting it in our advertising: "We suck less than any church in Nashville."
Cream of the Five Year Crop
I like creamed corn... take a yummy vegetable & add prodigious amounts of cream and sugar. Mmmmm.... corn.
That actually has very little to do with this post. I just didn't eat breakfast.
The real point is to recap some games with serious replayability. Since I'm a bit anal retentive when it comes to tracking my game playing, I can look up on a spreadsheet and figure out which games I've played regularly over the last five years.
Thanks go to Pat Brennan for inspiring this post with his own "cream of the 5 year crop" e-mail. As Pat said, "I always find it interesting to look at the games that continue to stand the test of time (in regards to replayability), and it may be useful for anyonewho's looking to backfill their collection with the better games of the past."
The only game I've played 5 or more times each year for the last five years is The Settlers of Catan. I'm not playing nearly as much of it as I used to... 5 times in 2005 as opposed to 24 times in 2001. That doesn't change the fact that I love the game. (In fact, we need to try the Fishers of Catan tonight at Fresno Gamers!)
Games I've played 4 or more times each year for the last five years:
- Carcassonne (a truly great tile-laying game that works better with less players... and though the expansions can be a distraction for new players, I like the variety they lend to the game)
- Pig Pile (Uno-ish, but in a good way... on the surface, this game should be an utter failure, but it manages to work like a charm)
- Web of Power (packs a huge punch into 45 minutes - it's an area control masterpiece that develops differently each time you play)
- Flowerpower (one of my favorite two-player games... a simple tile-laying game that you can play "friendly" or "cutthroat")
- Liar's Dice (bluffing at it's best - easy to teach but difficult to learn the tactics... and the people skills to read the bluffs)
- Time's Up (Peter Sarrett developed the folk game 'Celebrities' into one of the best party games on the planet)
- Zirkus Flohcati (who'd have thunk a game about making a flea circus would be so darn much fun?)
- Carabande (finger-flicking race game that is a delight to play)
- Ra (I hated this auction game the first time I played it... but it's grown on me over time)
- Russelbande (a children's game that works for a wide variety of people & ages... acrobactic pigs!)
- Lost Cities (beautiful production enhances this game of card-driven "chicken")
- Tally Ho (you have to be able to accept aberrant/luck-driven games every 7-8 plays... but if you can, what you get is a very interesting little game)
Saturday, December 31, 2005
30 Questions
- classic American (the 1970's): Monopoly, Prize Property, King Oil, etc.
- wargames (late 70's/early 80's): Wooden Ships & Iron Men, Squad Leader Third Reich, etc.
- role-playing (early 80's): Dungeons & Dragons, Runequest, Traveller
- Games Workshop board games (mid-late 80's): Talisman, Fury of Dracula, Dungeonquest, etc.
- buying a copy of Phantoms of the Ice from White Wind Games... bringing me into contact with Alan Moon & the rest of the White Wind line. That contact led to an invitation to the Gathering of Friends...
- finding Linie 1 and Modern Art in a game store in Cinncinati, OH... I spent over $100 on the two of them (highway robbery!) but I was hooked...
- wargames: definitely Third Reich - looking back, I'm still amazed we fought our way through the rule book
- roleplaying: D&D - a group of us read the cover article in Games Magazine and hunted down the "blue" starter box - $10. (Wish that was all I had spent on D&D... man, what I laid out for graph paper alone would finance a small 3rd world country...)
- Games Workshop games: Talisman
- Euros: Scotland Yard was good, but Midnight Party is what hooked me on Ravensburger games... and it was Settlers that shifted the whole thing into overdrive.
14. What is your favorite theme?
I like exploration games a whole lot.
15. Who is your favorite designer?
It's a toss-up between Klaus Teuber (Settlers, Gnadelos, Anno 1503, Entdecker, Lowenherz) and Wolfgang Riedesser (Dschungelrennen, Ausgebremst).
16. Best gaming experience?
Gulf Games... I'm hard-pressed to choose individual games, but particular highlights include:
- Shanghai (BAD game, GREAT company) with Ted Cheatham, Greg Schloesser & Craig Berg
- Princes of Florence with Derk, Vonda, Jon Pessano & ?... wining after Derk talked major trash about me being a fluffy gamer
- Waldschattenspiel with Frank Branham in a darkened kitchen
And so many others... sigh.
17. Worst gaming experience?
Perpetual Notion with my Bible study group - we renamed it "The Fight Game".
18. Favorite game for 2 players?
Memoir '44... even when I lose, I enjoy the ride.
19. Favorite game for 3 players?
Schappchen Jagd... I can't spell the game, but I love to play it.
20. Favorite game for 5 players?
El Grande.
21. Favorite game for 6 players?
Entenrallye. Just as long as one of them isn't Dave Vander Ark. (Hi, Dave!)
22. Favorite party game?
Time's Up, followed closely by Smarty Party.
23. Do you value Theme or Mechanics more?
Like I said earlier, I value the meshing of the two... I want a theme that works and/or draws me in that lines up with the mechanics of the game.
24. What color do you want to use to play with?
I like being yellow, but I don't always get to do that. I'd rather not be "doody brown" (which is an option in some of my games.)
25. What is your favorite movie?
"The Princess Bride"... followed closely by "Raising Arizona" and "The Truman Show".
26. What is your favorite book?
- Fiction: The Silver Chair (C.S. Lewis)
- Non-Fiction: Seizing Your Divine Moment (Erwin McManus) & Blue Like Jazz (Donald Miller)
27. Last three books read?
- Faith of My Fathers (Chris Seay & family)
- Walk On: the Spiritual Journey of U2 (Steve Stockman)
- The Present Future (Reggie McNeal)
28. Last three movies watched?
- Jump Tomorrow (highly recommended indie romance with a bit of magical realism and an almost total lack of cynicism)
- King Kong 2005 (gorgeous & epic, but it's about a big ape, for crying out loud)
- Narnia: LW& W (the kids are incredible and there are great moments, but Aslan doesn't have the power he has in the books)
29. Favorite beverage?
It used to be diet Coke... more recently it's either Snapple Apple or Starbucks Caramel Apple Cider.
30. What are the three most important people in your life?
My wife, Shari, and my two boys, Braeden & Collin. (No surprise here, right?!)
Friday, December 16, 2005
The Lion & The Monkey
Short Version:
- Monkey beats Lion.
- Monkey is better than it's source material.
- Lion is good, but NOT better than it's source material.
- I'm glad more people will be aware of Narnia, but the movie (Lion, Witch & The Wardrobe) was good but not great. (For an excellent analysis/argument about the film, check out this discussion.)
- OTOH, though a bit long, Kong is substantially better than the 1933 movie it is based upon... and makes the 1976 version look like a bad TV movie.
Tuesday, December 13, 2005
Jesus Hates It When You Smoke
from Todd Rhoades blog, Monday Morning Insight and his post "What Not To Get Todd For Christmas":
Jesus, the Prince of Peace gazes balefully upwards at your approaching cigarette... How does that make you feel? 'JESUS HATES IT WHEN YOU SMOKE' reads the print inside this provocative, righteous ashtray. Sticker on bottom reads: "use of this product may be hazardous to your health and/or eternal soul". (This'd be a great soul-winning tool for those 'turn or burn' sign holders). They're a steal at just $12.00, available here.
You've got to be kidding.
Unfortunately, they're not.
Now, not that I'm a big fan of smoking and/or secondhand smoke. But for crying out loud, people, what were you thinking?! Jesus died on the cross so he could guilt you into stopping a potentially sickness producing habit? THAT'S what the Incarnation and the Atonement were all about?!
In the words of Bill the Cat: "Accck!"
Update: Well, I need to climb off my high horse and eat some crow and a whole lot of other animal cliches... evidently this is a gag gift. (Thanks for the heads up, Jon.) In the words of Emily Litella (SNL): "Never mind."
Saturday, December 10, 2005
If Only...
...oh, if only I could have seen this version of Titanic first. I'd have 3 hours of my life back.
Bun-O-Vision
thanks to Invisible Craig for showing me the light!
Friday, December 09, 2005
Greer Spring
On the Saturday after Thanksgiving, my sister organized an "expedition" to walk down to Greer Spring... so we left Collin with my mom & Aunt Wylma and took Braeden on an adventure. (Greer dumps into the Eleven Point River, which is a wonderful Ozark river that winds around my mom's home town of Alton.)
We had a great time hiking & throwing sticks into the white water... and even got Aunt Liz to take this great picture of the three of us.
