Saturday, March 28, 2009

Keep Your Godless Commie Pinko Hands Off My Candy!

Last night, perusing the candy selection at our local Walgreens, I noticed that the new King Size Chunky wrapper has the words "Great to Share" emblazoned on it. Now, I've put up with the whole "Tear'n'Share" nonsense from M&M's for quite a while now, but I can no longer sit idly by and watch this insidious brainwashing spread.
If I wanted you to have some candy, I'd have bought you your own. Keep your hands off my chocolate!

The picture of the M&M wrapper with this post comes from mikescandywrappers.com... which is an amazing site you should check out. Seriously, it's proof positive that anyone's obsession can become a Web page.

3 comments:

Mark (aka pastor guy) said...

Sadly, after all that angst, I got myself a bag of gummi bears.

Dave said...

Remember: "With Almond Joy, you can share half and still have a whole?"

Best part about this post is the news that you can buy Chunky candies again. I haven't been able to find them for years. Hope it's not a California-only kind of thing.

Anonymous said...

You can follow in the footsteps of Joey if you like, but Jesus would share his Chunky with you. :-)