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Saturday, March 28, 2009
Keep Your Godless Commie Pinko Hands Off My Candy!
Last night, perusing the candy selection at our local Walgreens, I noticed that the new King Size Chunky wrapper has the words "Great to Share" emblazoned on it. Now, I've put up with the whole "Tear'n'Share" nonsense from M&M's for quite a while now, but I can no longer sit idly by and watch this insidious brainwashing spread.If I wanted you to have some candy, I'd have bought you your own. Keep your hands off my chocolate!The picture of the M&M wrapper with this post comes from mikescandywrappers.com... which is an amazing site you should check out. Seriously, it's proof positive that anyone's obsession can become a Web page.
Remember: "With Almond Joy, you can share half and still have a whole?"
Best part about this post is the news that you can buy Chunky candies again. I haven't been able to find them for years. Hope it's not a California-only kind of thing.
follower of Jesus, husband, father, pastor, boardgamer, writer, Legomaniac, Disneyphile, voted most likely to have the same Christmas wish list at age 44 as he did at age 14
Last night, perusing the candy selection at our local Walgreens, I noticed that the new King Size Chunky wrapper has the words "Great to Share" emblazoned on it. Now, I've put up with the whole "Tear'n'Share" nonsense from M&M's for quite a while now, but I can no longer sit idly by and watch this insidious brainwashing spread.
If I wanted you to have some candy, I'd have bought you your own. Keep your hands off my chocolate!
The picture of the M&M wrapper with this post comes from mikescandywrappers.com... which is an amazing site you should check out. Seriously, it's proof positive that anyone's obsession can become a Web page.
3 comments:
Sadly, after all that angst, I got myself a bag of gummi bears.
Remember: "With Almond Joy, you can share half and still have a whole?"
Best part about this post is the news that you can buy Chunky candies again. I haven't been able to find them for years. Hope it's not a California-only kind of thing.
You can follow in the footsteps of Joey if you like, but Jesus would share his Chunky with you. :-)
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