Last night, perusing the candy selection at our local Walgreens, I noticed that the new King Size Chunky wrapper has the words "Great to Share" emblazoned on it. Now, I've put up with the whole "Tear'n'Share" nonsense from M&M's for quite a while now, but I can no longer sit idly by and watch this insidious brainwashing spread.
If I wanted you to have some candy, I'd have bought you your own. Keep your hands off my chocolate!
The picture of the M&M wrapper with this post comes from mikescandywrappers.com... which is an amazing site you should check out. Seriously, it's proof positive that anyone's obsession can become a Web page.