Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Keep Your Godless Commie Pinko Hands Off of My Candy! (2013 Edition)

Some years ago, I wrote about a disturbing trend in candy packaging...

Last night, perusing the candy selection at our local Walgreens, I noticed that the new King Size Chunky wrapper has the words "Great to Share" emblazoned on it. Now, I've put up with the whole "Tear'n'Share" nonsense from M&M's for quite a while now, but I can no longer sit idly by and watch this insidious brainwashing spread. 

If I wanted you to have some candy, I'd have bought you your own. Keep your hands off my chocolate!
So imagine my consternation when my boys & I visited our local Target store & found this!

Is there no end to this diabolical plot to force socialistic practices on unsuspecting sugar addicts?

In related news, we also discovered a 22 ounce gummi bear...

and 2 half pound Reese's Peanut Butter Cups...

 - all without any insistence on slicing & sharing with my comrades. (Though I do have a scary mental picture of me gnawing on the giant gummi bear like a dog.)

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