Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Less Than 50 Years...

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
You may not like that Barack Obama is now President Obama, but you can not deny that there is great wonder & a hint of the Divine in Martin Luther King's words becoming a reality in such a short time.
Here there is not Greek and Jew, circumcised and uncircumcised, barbarian, Scythian, slave, free; but Christ is all, and in all.

Put on then, as God’s chosen ones, holy and beloved, compassionate hearts, kindness, humility, meekness, and patience, bearing with one another and, if one has a complaint against another, forgiving each other; as the Lord has forgiven you, so you also must forgive. (Colossians 3:11-13, ESV)

Regardless of who you voted for, it's time to celebrate that the vision of Scripture is a little bit closer today. Now we must pray for our President & our nation with compassionate hearts, patient & forgiving rather than strident & bitter. We must live in hope - strengthened not by the victory of a particular party or candidate but by the victory of Jesus on the cross.

Once again, Dr. King:
With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to stand up for freedom together, knowing that we will be free one day.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

The Wordy Shipmates

I'm in the process of reading Sarah Vowell's The Wordy Shipmates... if you're easily offended by liberal viewpoints and/or incisive analysis of American Christianity, you'll probably want to avoid this book like the plague.

OTOH, she's a great writer and has some very thought-provoking things to say. For example:
I will also say that readers who squirm at microscopic theological differences might be unsuited to read a book about seventeenth century Christians. Or, for that matter, a newspaper.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Moral/Ethical/Legal

OK, this is going to start with semi-technical gaming stuff, but I promise I'll actually get to a spiritual point for the non-gamers out there if you'll just hang with me. (Yes, I'm talking to you, Mom & Liz.)

It's no surprise to anyone that I'm a big fan of Race for the Galaxy, a card game designed by Tom Lehmann that takes the role selection mechanic (you get to choose a particular special action each turn that you & all the other players get to do) and uses it to create a fast-moving game of interstellar exploration & development that plays well with 2-5 players... and even has a very nifty solitaire variant. Between face-to-face & solitaire games, I've played it over 100 times.

So I was pretty excited when I read a thread title on Boardgamegeek yesterday announcing an online version of the game. Well, that excitement quickly faded when I asked whether or not the developers of the online version had permission from the designer (Tom Lehmann) or the publisher (Rio Grande Games).

Like I said, this is going to get technical for a minute. The law that governs the copying of games is, shall we say, "in flux." (Or, for the gamers in the audience, "in Fluxx." Thank you, good night - I'll be here all this week. Don't forget to tip your waitress!) The graphics of the game board, cards, and pieces are protected by copyright, as is the specific wording of the game's rules... but the mechanics are not. (Mechanics, in board game terms, are the ways that the game works - in Monopoly, the mechanics include rolling the dice & moving, purchasing or auctioning properties, collecting rents, improving properties, mortgaging, negotiating deals.)

So, if I choose to make a new version of, say, Uno (why, why, WHY would I do this?!), I might get away with it if I changed the card colors & design, called it "First & Goal" (which is what my unsuspecting players would be forced to yell when they got down to one card) and rewrote the rules. OTOH, if I kept their card design, called it "One" and essentially copied their rules, I'd be subject to some pretty swift legal attention.

So, the guys getting ready to unleash their homebrewed version of Race for the Galaxy online feel like since they're using new artwork (or at least trying to find new artwork) that they fall under the "fair use" doctrine of the copyright law.

Legally, they may be right. (Like I said earlier, there's a lot of grey areas in copyright law... and the advent of the Internet and the easy publication of almost anything has made for a lot more grey.) But is it morally or ethically right?

In this specific situation, the designer has asked the individuals not to continue (which they have refused to do) and is, along with the publisher, attempting to negotiate to license the game officially to someone else. Seems pretty clear-cut to me: these guys are taking Tom's work and benefiting from it without him.

But the specifics aren't really the issue here... the question that has intrigued me is the differentiation between
  • what is legal?
  • what is ethical?
  • what is moral?

I'm in real danger of oversimplification here as I begin this discussion - actually, there's no question I'll be doing just that. Bear with me.

Legal refers to what is lawful - do the written rules of the society permit or prohibit a particular action? Ethical refers to what is right - how should an individual or group conduct themselves as a responsible member of a society? Moral refers to what is good - what is the best behavior in light of truth & the reality of evil?

I don't want to go rabbit-chasing, but you need to know that the previous paragraph would make some academic types crazier than Carrot Top on a bad hair day. Not everyone agrees that there is any qualitative difference between morality & ethics... and don't even get started about the theories about where moral/ethical norms come from. Anyway, just wanted you to know that the preceding is my personal attempt to define the three terms.

OK, an example, courtesy of a poster on blurtit.com - until 1863, slavery was legal in the United States. It was the law of the land that one man could own another man... but that did not make it ethical (right) or moral (good).

Another example, this time from the Old Testament - when Shadrach, Meschach & Abednego are "prompted" to worship the huge idol or face being burned alive, they had the choice to do what was morally good (honoring God) and ethically right (being true to what they believed)... or they could simply do the legal thing and grovel on their knees.

Yes, I realize that pirating a game with an online version & the slave trade are not the same thing - not even close. (It's also not the same as worshipping a 70 ft. idol - I figured most of you would understand that.) But it is a clear example of the principle I'm trying to get across - just because something is legally permissible doesn't make it ethically right or morally good.

"Everything is permissible"—but not everything is beneficial. "Everything is permissible"—but not everything is constructive. Nobody should seek his own good, but the good of others. (1 Corinthians 10:23-24, NIV)

So, what does all this mean for those of us who claim to be followers of Jesus? Again, this is just me typing here, but I think the Biblical standards are:

  • "the good of others" (see the verse above)
  • the honor of God
  • just because I can do something doesn't mean I should do something

When we're faced with difficult decisions, our tendency is to rely on the letter of the law, whether that is a particular interpretation of the Bible or the Federal case law. As believers in Christ, that simply isn't enough - we must let go of the permissible and instead grab on with both hands to what is right & true, what is pure & good.

Our work as God's servants gets validated—or not—in the details. People are watching us as we stay at our post, alertly, unswervingly . . . in hard times, tough times, bad times; when we're beaten up, jailed, and mobbed; working hard, working late, working without eating; with pure heart, clear head, steady hand; in gentleness, holiness, and honest love; when we're telling the truth, and when God's showing his power; when we're doing our best setting things right; when we're praised, and when we're blamed; slandered, and honored; true to our word, though distrusted; ignored by the world, but recognized by God; terrifically alive, though rumored to be dead; beaten within an inch of our lives, but refusing to die; immersed in tears, yet always filled with deep joy; living on handouts, yet enriching many; having nothing, having it all. (2 Corinthians 6:4-10, MSG)

Thursday, January 08, 2009

Pliable & Curious

This quote jumped out of the book Wide Awake and bit me.

The longer we live, the less pliable our minds are to learning. And certainly that is going to be our epitaph if we give up on learning, if we think we've learned enough, or if we've chosen to simply work off what we know. We convince ourselves that somehow what we already know will take us where we need to go. Unfortunately, we who build our lives on the Scriptures are at times most in danger when we conclude all we need to know is in one book so we can be ignorant of everything else.

A person of faith must never be afraid to explore. We above all should be driven to question, to examine, to learn. Faith shouldn't make you less curious but insatiably curious. When you live in relationship to the God of all creation, learning is a given. You are now and forever on a journey involving mystery and discovery. This journey is as endless as God is infinite and eternal. For all eternity we will be not only worshippers but also explorers. (emphasis mine)

As usual, thanks to Erwin McManus for saying it better than I could.

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Google Sounds Like the Coolest Place To Work

And I'm not just saying that because they own the company that hosts my blog. Really. (Please, please, please don't delete me, Great Google Overlords... whimper, moan.)

I'm saying that because one of the things they do is host Google talks - and this last year, two of my greatest interests, board games & faith in God, were up for discussion.

Here's Matt Leacock, designer of Pandemic (and the upcoming Roll Through the Ages), talking about the process of game design. (BTW, Pandemic is one of the best cooperative games out there - accessible to non-gamers & fun for gamers.)

And here's Tim Keller, pastor of Redeemer Presbyterian Church in Manhattan, NY, talking about his book, The Reason For God (which was on my Top Ten books post from earlier in the week).

Enjoy!

Monday, January 05, 2009

Favorite Designers

I've always said that my favorite game designers were: But I recently ran some stats (love BGG John Farrell's x-tended stats page, eh?) and here's the actual order of finish for folks I've played enough to matter:
  1. Stephen Baker, Craig Van Ness & Rob Daviau... yep, they not only created Heroscape, but they also made Queen's Gambit a reality and have overseen some really nifty re-treads of Risk, Clue (the Clue DVD game is great!), and Monopoly.
  2. Richard Borg... Liar's Dice alone would cement his rep - but when you add in Pig Pile (the best "better than UNO" game ever), Mutant Chronicles: Siege of the Citadel, Wyatt Earp and the Command & Colors series (Battle Cry, Memoir '44, C&C:Ancients and Battlelore), you've got a genius on your hands.
  3. Tom Lehmann... and it's not just about Race for the Galaxy. To Court the King is golden and Fast Food Franchise is one of my top ten games.
  4. Klaus Teuber... I love me some Settlers - but the cream of the crop is the original Lowenherz.
  5. Mike Fitzgerald... the Mystery Rummy series is so good that I'll give anything else he touches a try.
  6. Wolfgang Riedesser... he hasn't done much lately (Wurfel Kick, which I've never even seen) but his ratio of game/fun is so darn good (Ave Caesar/Ausgebremst, Dschungelrennen, Secrets of the Deep, Route 66, etc.). Your mileage may seriously vary. :-)
  7. Uwe Rosenberg... the man does magical things with cards. I love Agricola, but I'm fasciinated right now by how much we're having with Nottingham.
  8. Heinz Meister... the king of kid game design. Seriously. Here's a short list of some major accomplishments: Barenstark, Daddy Cool, Die Kullerbande, Galloping Pigs, Hupf Hupf Hurra, Igloo Pop, Karambolage, Maus nach Haus, Nur Peanuts, Turbulento, Zapp Zerapp, Zitternix. The gaming world would be a much sadder place without him.
  9. Franz-Benno Delonge... and speaking of sad, the loss of Herr Delonge is great. While I don't like all of his designs, he approached things from a different angle.
  10. Wolfgang Kramer... I don't like his action point games (with the exception of Torres) but he knows his way around a game table and is willing to design just about anything.
  11. Alan Moon... again, many of the supposed "classic" designs from Alan are not my favorites - but I'd be happy to play Andromeda or Mush with anyone who asks.
  12. Michael Schacht... sometimes his stuff gets a little same-y, but when it works (Zooloretto, Kardinal & Konig, Richileu, etc.) it's very good.
  13. Reiner Knizia... like Moon, the stuff I like is not always the stuff other people like - Clash of the Gladiators or Hot Potatoes, anyone?!

And a few guys I want to watch:

2008 Rewind: Top Ten Books

Just gonna take a quick look back (hopefully without turning into a pillar of salt) at the year that was 2008... we'll start in a literary mode.
Janine Melnitz: You're very handy, I can tell. I bet you like to read a lot, too.

Dr. Egon Spengler: Print is dead.

Yep, I watched Ghostbusters again the other night... and that little gem stood out like a sore thumb. Seemed like a pretty profound statement back 25 years ago - and yet, here I am still buying & reading those antiquated lumps of paper & glue they call books.

What follows is a list of the ten best books I've read this year in no particular order

  • Faith & Doubt (John Ortberg) - Ortberg deals tenderly & creatively with the tension between faith & doubt... as usual, he writes in a personal, thoughtful style with flashes of humor that is disarming & wise. If I wasn't a pastor myself, I'd probably try to be somewhere I could hear this man teach on a regular basis. The book is probably best for those who believe but are struggling with doubts (for folks who've not yet chosen to believe, I'd probably send them to Tim Keller's "The Reason for God").
  • The Blue Parakeet: Rethinking How You Read The Bible (Scot McKnight) - A very well-written book on Biblical interpretation - probably the best I've read that's accessible to non-theologians. McKnight's honesty & willingness to follow the truth where it leads will make liberals & conservatives uncomfortable - and that's a good thing!
  • The Coldest Winter: America & the Korean War (David Halberstam) - I love David Halberstam's way of writing "narrative history" - and it was esp. interesting to learn about the Korean War, which was a giant black hole in my 20th century knowledge. The book was engrossing & informative. In a couple of places late in the book, Halberstam generalizes the lessons learned in Korea to the current war in the Middle East, a leap I'm not sure he fully supports with the evidence. That didn't diminish my personal enjoyment of the book, however - it just reminded me that everyone has a axe to grind. I look forward in 2009 to going back & reading his classic work on Vietnam, The Best & the Brightest...
  • Axiom: Powerful Leadership Proverbs (Bill Hybels) - Bill Hybels has proven over time that he can not only lead a church but can inspire other leaders to lead well - and this book is a distillation of his leadership philosophy into bite-sized pieces. It makes a great companion to his longer book, Courageous Leadership - and in some ways is probably more useful in a staff/volunteer setting where focusing on a short chapter (some are just one page) can really help you flesh out the concepts. If you've been listening to Hybels preach/teach for a long time, there won't be much "new stuff" here... but having these truths succinctly stated is valuable in and of itself. I can't recommend this highly enough - I expect to read it multiple times & use it in my ministry.
  • Mouse Tales: A Behind-the-Ears Look at Disneyland - Golden Anniversary Edition (David Koenig) - This is the expanded anniversary edition of a book I already love - the added stuff (one chapter on 1955, the accompanying CD walk-through of 1955 Disneyland, and the added tidbits in a number of chapters) is nice but not essential. Still, this is possibly the most enjoyable "behind the scenes" book about Disneyland... written by an author who knows his subject & loves the park. (I actually read the original edition some years back... but the new chapter allowed me to sneak it onto the 2008 list!)
  • It Came From Within: The Shocking Truth About What Lurks Within (Andy Stanley) - I'm still struggling with putting together the premises in the opening chapters of this very good book with the premises in John Eldredge's Waking the Dead... but that doesn't change how helpful this is in dealing with how our inner junk plays out in sinful & destructive ways in our lives & the lives of people around us.
  • The Reason for God: Belief in an Age of Skepticism (Tim Keller) -"Mere Christianity" for the postmodern generation... this is a stunning achievement in apologetics. And even as I say that, I'm afraid I'll scare some of you away from reading possibly the best book in the last 50 years to discuss the logical basis for belief in Christianity - please read it anyway!
  • The Rise of Theodore Roosevelt (Edmund Morris) - A biography that doesn't devolve into hagiography about a profoundly interesting man - police commissioner, cowboy, politician, naturalist, writer, family man... and finally, at the end of the book (the first of two volumes), President of the United States. This was, surprisingly, a page-turner... I carried it with me for a couple of weeks, reading it whenever & wherever I could. (Yes, I plan to read Theodore Rex, the second book of Morris' biography, this spring.)
  • The Case for the Real Jesus: A Journalist Investigates Current Attacks on the Identify of Christ (Lee Strobel) - I like all of Lee Strobel's "Case For..." books - but this feels like the best of the bunch to me. His writing is improving with each book, plus this particular book is dealing with recent topics such as Bart E.'s Misquoting Jesus. I also like that he allows the people he's interviewing to speak for themselves. I'd recommend this book to followers of Christ who are wondering about recent attacks on the nature of Jesus and to unchurched folks who have questions about why we believe what we believe
  • unChristian: What a New Generation Really Thinks About Christianity and Why It Matters (David Kinnaman) - Insightful & thoughtful look at what the younger generations "see" when they see Christianity. Based on survey research & interviews done by the Barna Group, the statistics help back up what many of us in church leadership are already sensing. Read it with Dan Kimball's They Like Jesus But Not the Church to get a one-two sucker punch about how we inside the institutional church are acting like bug zappers rather than a city on a hill when it comes to showing people the love, power & grace of Jesus Christ.

Saturday, January 03, 2009

50 Odd/Random Things

Tip of the New Year Dunce Cap (don't those party hats make us all look like we should be sitting in the corner saying "But I don't know how to sing the songs..."?) to Val Hoback, who inspired this with a Facebook post.

50 ODD Things about you (more random than odd)
  1. Favorite object in your room? Which room? Seriously, my Apple G4 ranks pretty high in one room... though my nearly complete Heroscape collection (where are you, Agent Skahen?!) is high up the list in another room.
  2. Have you ever smoked heroin? Nope.
  3. Do you own a gun? Nada.
  4. What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic? Coconut... maybe cherry.
  5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? It depends... am I going to be lectured about my cholesterol?
  6. What do you think of hot dogs? They taste best at baseball games - the best hot dog I've ever had was at Wrigley Field.
  7. What song are you listening to? Shari's listening to something on her iPod, but can't actually here what it is... earlier, I listened to Hokus Pick's "I'm So Happy" while I worked out.
  8. Drink in the morning? Coke Zero, thanks.
  9. Any plans tonight? Finish watching "Kit Kitteridge: An American Girl" with Shari & Braeden.
  10. Can you do a chin up? Yes, but I'll whine about when I'm finished.
  11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? My ONLY piece of jewelry is my wedding band - which is my favorite for other reasons!
  12. Do you like blue cheese? Nasty rotten stuff... blech.
  13. Ever been in a car wreck? Yes... all fender benders, all caused by me. Sigh.
  14. What color is your couch? Light tan with slashes of other earthy colors.
  15. What's one thing that you hate about yourself? My tendency to procrastinate about important things... maybe I'm afraid of screwing up & so don't do anything. Whatever - it's stupid & not helpful.
  16. Middle name? Allen.
  17. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? 1. My shoulder hurts. 2. I have to take down the Christmas decorations, but I think there's some football on in a little bit, which should mitigate the pain. 3. I love my beautiful wife.
  18. Name 3 things you bought yesterday? We bought Shari an iPod nano with her Christmas money, I bought stuff to hang Tracey's pictures (see #15), and we bought the boys Lunchables because we're lazy, evil parents.
  19. Name 3 drinks you drink regularly? Coke Zero, Diet Coke, lemonade
  20. Current worry? finding a part-time worship leader for NewLife
  21. Current hate right now? doom & gloom news media
  22. Who was your last text from and what did it say? I don't text... I know, I'm a Luddite.
  23. How was New Years? Wonderful... Braeden & I stayed up and played Memoir '44. Collin woke up around 11:45 pm so we all watched the ball drop together.
  24. How was your day? So far, very nice. Slept in, worked out, got dressed.
  25. Name three people who will complete this? Zionred might... so might Ironcates.
  26. Do you own slippers? Of course... they're very comfortable. (Read: they're about to fall apart.)
  27. What shirt are you wearing? My Tennessee Titans 1999 AFC Champions shirt... almost as worn as my slippers.
  28. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? No.
  29. Can you whistle? Yes... but not as good as my dad.
  30. What kind of shampoo do you use? Head & Shoulders.
  31. Would you be a pirate? A Disney pirate - sure! A real pirate - nah.
  32. What songs do you sing in the shower? It depends - whatever pops into my head. Of course, I do a lot of sermon writing in the shower, too.
  33. Favorite girls name? Mariah. (It would have been Braeden's name if he was a girl.)
  34. Favorite boy's name? I really like Braeden & Collin!
  35. What's in your pocket? Cash, keys, wallet, wadded receipts.
  36. Last person that made you laugh? Collin - of course.
  37. Best bed sheets as a child? I didn't have cool bed sheets.
  38. Worst injury you've ever had? I had glaucoma as a 6 month old... actual injury, though? When I fell into the fireplace (not lit) following outpatient surgery.
  39. Do you love where you live? Well, I love the church I work for/with & the poeple we hang out with, but Fresno is not exactly in my Top Ten Places To Live list.
  40. How many TV's are in your house? One.
  41. Who is your loudest friend? My lovely wife. Chris Herndon is second.
  42. How many dogs do you have? Zero.
  43. Does someone have a crush on you? My lovely wife!
  44. What is the most recent picture in your phone of? I don't put pictures on my phone - my wallpaper is a early 60's Disneyland poster of the Matterhorn.
  45. Who is your best friend and why? Shari Jo is #1 - from there, it's divided into Nashville friends (Chris & Buster) and pre-marriage friends (Tim & Keith).
  46. What is your favorite candy? Almost all candy - chocolate is a very good thing. I really like 100 Grand bars.
  47. Favorite Sports Team? The TN Titans, the Baylor Bears & the Fresno State Bulldogs... oh, yeah, the U.S. Olympic team.
  48. Where is the next place you want to travel? Walt Disney World with the family!
  49. What were you doing at 11 pm last night? Playing some silly computer game.
  50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? Why is Collin in here?

Thursday, January 01, 2009

My Personal Five & Dimes for 2008

played solitaire or primarily online:
  • Race for the Galaxy 81 (approx 40 face to face)
  • Agricola 28 (approx 8 face to face)
  • Powerboats 16 (zero face to face)
  • StreetSoccer 12 (one face to face)
played face to face:
  • Scene It? - Disney (1st & 2nd edition) 23
  • Hop Hop Hooray! 19
  • Beppo der Bock 16
  • HeroScape 16
  • Hisss 14
  • Duck, Duck, Bruce 11
  • Mouse Trap 11
  • Mutant Chronicles: Siege of the Citadel 11
  • Tsuro 11
  • Tumblin-Dice 11
  • Dish It Up! 10
  • Memoir '44 10
  • Monopoly - Tropical Tycoon DVD Game 10
  • Moo! 10
  • My First UNO 10
  • RattleSnake 10
  • Turbulento 10
  • Maskenball der Käfer 9
  • My Haunted Castle 9
  • Zooloretto 9
  • Bounce It-In Game 8
  • Chainsaw Warrior 8
  • Chuck-It Chicken! 8
  • Dungeonquest 8
  • Funny Bunny 8
  • Gulo Gulo 8
  • Jamaica 8
  • Rabatz auf dem Riesenrad 8
  • Ringel Rangel 8
  • Zingo 8
  • 10 Days in the USA 7
  • Burg-Ritter 7
  • Daddy Cool 7
  • Obstgärtchen 7
  • Pickomino 7
  • Scene It? - Friends 7
  • Schloss Schlotterstein 7
  • Shanghaien 7
  • Battleship Express 6
  • Boggle 6
  • Cat & Mouse 6
  • Diamant 6
  • Harry's Grand Slam Baseball Game 6
  • Käfer Kunterbunt 6
  • Marrakesh 6
  • Motley Wheels 6
  • Platsch! 6
  • Powerpuff Girls, The: Saving the World Before Bedtime 6
  • Star Wars: Epic Duels 6
  • Star Wars: The Queen's Gambit 6
  • Chateau Roquefort 5
  • Chicken Cha Cha Cha 5
  • Fat Cats 5
  • Frechdachs 5
  • Geisterwäldchen 5
  • Halli Galli 5
  • Jungle Speed 5
  • Jungle Treasure 5
  • Kleine Gewitterhexe 5
  • Lost Valley 5
  • Pandemic 5
  • Reiner Knizia's Decathlon 5
  • Say Anything 5
  • Schildi Schildkröte 5
  • Scrabble 5

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Sunday, December 28, 2008

Five & Dime: 2008

It's coming... start compiling those lists.

And if you don't know what I'm talking about, check out some of the previous Five & Dime stuff.

Friday, December 26, 2008

The Giant Sucking Noise Is The Detroit Lions...

...and you can play Pizza Box Football & attempt to save them from complete & utter defeat.
The Detroit Lions are on the verge of making history as the first team to ever go 0-16 in an NFL season. (In 1976, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were 0-14.) The Lions play the Green Bay Packers this Sunday at Lambeau Field. The creators of the board game Pizza Box Football are giving fans a chance to see if they can rescue the Lions from a spot in the record books that no one wants to occupy. They have released new free team cards (PDF files) for both Green Bay and Detroit. A copy of Pizza Box Football is required to use the cards.
Thanks to Erik Arneson & About.com/Board & Card Games for posting this story.

Monday, December 15, 2008

Crackpipe Remote - December 2008 Edition

And here we go:
  • The Amazing Race was more enjoyable than the past couple of outings... gotta say, watching Dan of the "Frat Boys" try to march was a treat all by itself.
  • I'm pleased that Chuck got a full season order... and has managed to avoid the dreaded "Curse of Ed", in which shows with whimsy & character lose that character and become stupid & annoying in their 2nd season.
  • Heroes has had some great moments - more than the much-maligned 2nd season - but there have been some real Idiot Plotting and a couple of outright oopidstay twists (Hiro as a 10 yr old?!). Of course, much of that was redeemed by last week's episode.
  • 24:Redemption was a decent segue back into the world of Jack Bauer - but I'm still a little iffy about Zombie Almeda (back from the dead?!) coupled with the return of Spawn (Kim Bauer).
  • A fond farewell to Pushing Daisies... you died way too soon.
  • I know some people haven't liked it, but I really enjoyed Survivor: Gabon... and was pleasantly surprised that I would have been happy for 3 of the final 4 contestants to win. (And my favorite did win... I think Bob & Yau & Earl would be a blast to hang out with.)
  • I watch Life in spurts, thanks to nbc.com - it's inventive & I don't always know where it's going, which is fun. It's not perfect - the freeze-dried corpse episode, for example - but actually has a lead character whose beliefs affect his actions.

Bonus Remote Comment:

  • I watched Independence Day while playing Race for the Galaxy solitaire last night - I was waiting for the Survivor finale to finish taping. I discovered the reason the movie works - it certainly isn't the script. It's the acting chops of a number of the participants who manage to invest a lot of heart & character into an SFX-driven popcorn-fest.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

the violent burning - divine

Free Christmas music from an odd & wonderful band... the violet burning's divine.

Merry Christmas!

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

#34: Break The Safe

Break the Safe
  • designer: Forrest-Pruzan Creative
  • publisher: Mattel
  • date: 2003
  • BoardGameGeek rank/rating: 1839/6.17
  • age: 8+
  • # of players: 2-4
  • print status: OOP
  • cost: the cheapest copy I found was $125.00, which is ridiculous... keep an open for it in remainder bins & at places like Tuesday Morning (or watch for it on eBay)
This is probably the worst cover art of the entire Kid Games 100 - ugly computer-generated stuff that screams "Hi, we're Mattel & we decided to go cheap on the packaging!" at the top of its lungs. Which is sad, because hidden under the weak packaging is a very good cooperative game that uses an electronic timer to create truckloads of tension.

Players are the good guys, trying to steal the Key To Unbelievable Badness & Evil (well, actually, I don't remember what you're trying to steal - but trust me, it's for the good of mankind.) You set the timer depending on the level of difficulty you want... and away you go.

On your turn, you roll the die, which gives you movement points to run from room to room - but also can trigger the guard or the guard dog to start on a pre-programmed route around the complex. If the guard can see you (straight line of sight) or the dog can smell you (6 spaces but even around corners), your secret agent gets thrown into a holding cell, which means that your team has to break you out, as they can't win & leave you behind.

Meanwhile, the purpose of your visit is to find the four keys that unlock the safe & allow you to steal the WhateverItIs. Each room has a plastic piece (which could be a key, a blank, a secret passage or a trap) and an obstacle on top of it. In order to get the item, you must defeat the obstacle.

You do that by using the right tools - which are distributed (on cards) at the beginning of the game. The majority of the tools work against the traps - there's a mirror contraption, for example, that defuses the laser trap. The other tools help to either evade the guard & dog... or even get them to stop their appointed rounds!

There's a robot (I call him "Fetch") that can be used to send the appropriate tool to the player facing an obstacle - good management of "Fetch" is vital to winning the game. (There's one obstacle - the Ring of Fire - that only the Robot can defeat, but it destroys him.)

There's a little more to it than that, but not much... what makes the game "work" is the tension brought on by the timer, particularly if you have trouble and need to break a couple of people out of the lock-up.

As you can probably guess, the whole Mission Impossible/spy theme is golden with young boys - and kids who can read (the cards have text on them with a small picture) are ready to play.

Monday, December 08, 2008

DLR in a Day: Afternoon

This is actually Part Two of a trip report about our day at the Disneyland Resort... Part One is entitled DLR in a Day: Morning. (Go read it now & come back here for more!)

Space Mountain - Following lunch, Collin wanted to try the "other Star Wars ride" (as he calls it). Braeden rode this with Shari last year and we had a tough time convincing him to give it a second chance. Once again, he was brave & gave it a shot... and once again, it's not the ride itself that bothers him but the visuals. (I'm not sure if I was like this as a kid - I know he & I both have vivid imaginations - I'll have to ask Mom when she visits at Christmas.)

I love all of the new effects, the smoother ride, the cool soundtrack (by the same guy who wrote The Incredibles music), the profound darkness (you can't see the track anymore)... they took a great ride & made it amazing. Of course, it's pretty overwhelming, esp. for 3.5 year old kids. Collin wasn't freaked out but he was stunned by it.

And with that, we decided to park-hop over to California Adventure for a major chunk of the afternoon.

Monsters, Inc: Mike & Sully to the Rescue - Our first stop was not a new ride, but it was new to us. (Last year, this was closed for rehab the week we were at DLR.) It's about the same quality level as the Pooh ride, which is to say that it's a sophisticated version of the Fantasyland "dark" rides with a cute sense of humor & some nifty effects. The door warehouse is the coolest - of course, I'm hoping that the "blue sky" plans for a door warehouse rollercoaster for Disney Studios (in FL) comes through.

Soarin' Over California - The boys & I went on Soarin' together while Shari went to see the High School Musical show (moving seats + moving pictures = sick Shari Jo). This was Collin's first flight and he loved it. I continue to be amazed at what a huge effect the ride has on my emotions... it makes me all gooey inside, which makes me sound like a big ol' girl.

HSM3 Show - We got back to Shari just as the HSM3 show was finishing... and we ended up following the stage/float past Grizzly Peak & A Bug's Land on the way to Paradise Pier. I am VERY impressed with the physical conditioning of the performers... they kept going almost the entire way just after doing a 15 minute show at one side of the park - and knowing they were going to repeat the show at the other end of the park! (BTW, Shari said the show was cheesy but good.)

Toy Story Midway Mania - This is the newest addition to DCA... and the best short description of it is "Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger Spin + 3D". That's not entirely fair, of course - the cars spin around in some fun ways, a number of the higher point targets generate effects (the first time I broke the 1000 pt plate & it shot a virtual ball at me, I ducked), and the games are fun to play. Shari & Braeden & I all really enjoyed it - Collin thought it was fun but since he couldn't really operate the pull-string gun very well, he didn't get the full experience.

This was, btw, the longest line we stood in all day - about 25 minutes.

Orange Stinger - Last year, Braeden talked me onto this glorified version of a standard carnival ride which I ought to know better than to strap myself into... but I did. (In my defense, I'd read that this particular version is a "cream of the crop" version, with plenty of "chop" - that's where it feels like your feet are going to hit something - and the neat orange smell & the buzzing.) I ended up green around the gills.

So this time, we encouraged Braeden to ride alone... I walked up & waited in line with him, then walked through to the exit where I took this picture. (He's the kid in the black shirt in the center of the picture with a big grin on his face.) He liked it... but he did say that it made his stomach feel weird.

According to the Blue Sky Cellar displays (more on the Blue Sky Cellar later), this ride is slated for a major thematic overhaul to bring it in line with the rest of the pier... it'll be themed after the classic Mickey Mouse cartoon,
"The Band Concert."

Jumpin' Jellyfish - Braeden told me that he heard someone describe this as "the kiddie version of the Tower of Terror", which is true insofar as it goes up & down at some height. The boys enjoyed it but it's not worth your time unless the line is tiny - which it was.

Mulholland Madness - It looks like this will be re-themed as well... not that the current theme is overwhelming, mind you. It's a pretty standard little coaster with nice cars & a mountain road theme, which works. Braeden loves it - and Collin would as well, but he's one inch too short to ride it.

Braeden & I rode with a young woman & her daughter (about the same age as Braeden). We talked to them about the ride while we were waiting in line... and then I asked the daughter as we left the station if she was going to scream in my ear. At the end of the ride, the daughter asked, "Mom, can we ride this again!?" Mom answered, "Only if your dad or this nice man in front will ride it with you."

Heimlich's Chew-Chew Train - At this point, we cut across the park to A Bug's Land, which is truly a land of Disney magic. Standard carnival rides (twisters, little trains, bumper cars, etc.) are transformed by being dipped in Pixar pixie dust. Heimlich is the best example of this: it's just a little train ride, but the narration (provided by Heimlich) is delightful & funny - and you get sprayed with water (from the watermelon) and doused with fresh cookie smell (in the cookie box). When we took Braeden back in 2003, we rode this 11 times in 3 days.

Tuck & Roll - Nothing real notable here - it's bumper cars, ahem, bugs. The big deal is that Braeden is now old enough to drive his own car!

Flik's Flyers - Now THIS is a spinning ride I can enjoy... it doesn't go too fast & it's over quickly. The boys love it, of course.

I managed to get Braeden to agree not to ride Frances' (a weird figure-8 spinning ride) that made me seriously ill last year in exchange for riding the Mad Tea Party with the two of them when we went back to Disneyland. More on that in a minute.

Christmas Pictures - A Bug's Land is supposed to make you bug-sized - so there are some giant Christmas ornaments... we took the opportunity to take our pictures in front of them. Here they are!

If you haven't guessed, it's tough to get a straight picture of Braeden - he's always mugging for the camera. (I wonder which parent he inherits this trait from?!) He may grow out of it; he may not. I certainly didn't.

Blue Sky Cellar - The wine-tasting cellar has been converted into a new much cooler version of the old Disney preview gallery. (I have strong & fond memories of looking at Discovery Bay concept art there back in the early 80's.) At this point, it's all about the DCA renovations - and much of the art you've seen online if you're a Disney fan. They're going to revamp the entrance area, add a Walt Disney interactive walkthrough, fix up some of the cheesy facades (particularly in the Hollywood area), create a new evening show (the Wonderful World of Color) in the lagoon - which was dry so they could start putting in equipment while we were there, build a Little Mermaid ride where Golden Dreams used to be, spruce up & re-theme chunks of Paradise Pier to make it more Disney... and, most importantly, build Radiator Springs ("Cars Land") in what is now the Timon parking lot.

There was footage of them testing the Luigi tire ride (very cool!), some great scale models of Paradise Pier, and artwork of Radiator Springs that had me salivating - the race ride (slated to combine the sophistication of the Indiana Jones ride with the speed of Test Track at EPCOT) is huge. Anyway, it's supposed to open in 2012.

I'll be back in a day or two with our return in late afternoon to Disneyland...

Saturday, December 06, 2008

DLR in a Day: Morning

We managed to surprise the boys with a one-day visit to the Disneyland Resort - for more on how that worked (and some spiritual ruminations on it from yours truly), you can check out my post Surprise! at the NewLife Community Church website.

This post will be a trip report (of sorts) of our day at DLR... if things work out like I want them to, I'll get the boys to help me fill out these comments in a second post so you can get a kids-eye perspective of the experience. But for now, you're stuck with me.

Parking - I'm still blown away by the Mickey & Friends parking structure... even though we got there early enough (8:15 am) that we actually parked in the open lot next to the tram stop (Pinocchio).

Stroller Rentals - In the past, we've always brought our own "umbrella" stroller because we've been walking back to the hotel or the shuttle. This time, since we were only going to be in the parks for the day, we "rented" a DLR stroller. (I put quotes around "rented" because one of the perks of a Disney Visa is free stroller rentals.) The stroller was comfortable, sturdy, easy to handle (even on the tracks down Main Street), and best of all we didn't have to re-rent a stroller at California Adventure... we just drove it over to the other park! The stroller gave us a great place to park coats, drinks, snacks & an extra change of clothes for Collin... and gave Collin enough breaks that he had the "juice" to make it through 11 hours of DLR.

No Meltdowns - Let me just stop right here to note that neither Collin nor Braeden (our 7 year old) had any kind of major in-park meltdowns... they were WONDERFUL.

When Shari & I went to WDW back in 1996, we made up a game while waiting for the parade to start of finding families/individuals who fit various descriptions: "family with twins," "family where the parents are more exhausted than the kids," "family who didn't check the weather before coming to the park today," etc. For years, we've joked about the category "couple most likely to get a divorce before they reach the end of Main Street"... the only real meltdown of the day was in the World of Disney store after the park closed trying to find souvenirs - and that was me. Luckily, we'd already gone past Main Street.

Rope Drop - While we learned that WDW almost always drops the rope early (anywhere from 5-20 minutes early, depending on the anticipated crowd), I've yet to see that happen at Disneyland or California Adventure. They wait right until opening time (9 am on Wednesday) before letting people past the end of Main Street. Of course, this might be because I haven't been to Disneyland on a "busy" day since sometime in the '80's.

Finding Nemo Submarines - I wasn't sure if I wanted to split the family up first thing... but Shari (wonderful wife) reminded me how much Collin (our 3 year old) had loved it last year. So he & I took off in the mad dash for Nemo when the rope dropped - last year, the wait had been 30+ minutes if you reached the line within a minute or two of the park opening. This year, we managed to get on the first sub (evidently, the demand has eased a little bit).

It's a great ride - the effects are wonderful, esp. the angler fish & the jellyfish. I caught the throwaway homage line to the old ride finally, when one crewman asks another if they should log anything they've seen: "No, they'll just expect us to see mermaids & sea serpents next time."

Buzz Lightyear - The Space Ranger Spin was probably the favorite ride of the boys last year - it's a cross between a video game & a Disney ride and it proved good enough this year for two runs - one early in the day & one shortly before we left. (Part of the attraction of the attraction is that the line moves at light speed, thanks to the continuous loading... there's never a long wait.)

Star Tours - Collin is now 41 inches tall, which means he was able to ride a number of rides that he couldn't a year ago. His first request was to ride "the Star Wars ride" - Star Tours. Braeden is Star Wars-obsessed (we just re-watched Episodes 4-6 a few weeks ago) and Collin is catching the obsession from his close proximity to his brother.

Shari doesn't ride bouncy movie rides - the old CircleVision movies (which still exist down at EPCOT) make her greener than a St. Patrick's day beer. So it was a boys-only trip to Endor via a Star-Speeder. The loading area bothered Collin a little bit - in fact, this was the only place I saw him edge towards balking about a ride, but Braeden & I talked him into going on.

We sat in the front (important safety tip: if you don't like the bounce/bump part of Star Tours, sit in the front row, it's much calmer) which gave the boys an unobstructed view... and once Cpt. Rex (the robot) appeared, Collin was fine. All three of us came out with big grins... and Collin was even singing along with the Star Wars theme playing in the exit area. (Watching Collin "direct" the orchestra when the theme from Star Wars is played is a real treat, btw.)

Autopia - I realized that I've been riding & driving in these cars for forty years... weird. Braeden is old enough now to drive on his own, but he enjoyed being my chauffeur. There was some major traffic jams this time (it felt JUST LIKE L.A.) but that actually gave the kind lady in the car next to us a chance to take our picture. (not like L.A., unless you replace the camera with a loaded weapon.) I still think the combining of the two old autopias to make one long road was a brilliant idea.

Matterhorn Bobsleds - Collin's next request was to ride the Matterhorn so he could "go scare the monster." (He was remembering the technique we used last year to help Braeden deal with his fear of the Yeti - we suggested he "growl at the monster & scare him" - Collin evidently thought this was a great idea.) Braeden had a bit of trouble with this one - it's not the turns & drops that bother him but the monster... but he was brave & went for it. We rode the Tomorrowland side which I believe is slightly faster than the Fantasyland side... and a better ride.

Collin was telling church friends on Thursday night that he saw the white monster & the black monster in the Matterhorn - it took me a minute to realize that he thought that the first time you see the monster (glowing red eyes in the dark) that the monster was black. Smart kid.

And with that, it was time for lunch at Redd Rocket's Pizza Port... I didn't go into any detail about Shari & Braeden riding Peter Pan or the Astro-Orbitor, or about Shari's trip to Honey, I Shrunk the Audience (which she believes needs to be retired), but that gives you a good picture of our morning... lots more to come!

Friday, December 05, 2008

This is for my mom...

...who has loved this ride as long as I can remember. (Not bad for a handheld shot, eh?!) BTW, Small World is quite lovely with everything repainted & fixed up (including the sound system) and the new boats.

The Idea Camp

Stuff like this always scares me - since I have the pride/sin problem of wanting to be the smartest/most creative guy in the room - but if I'm going to learn/grow/mature, I need to expose myself to more stuff like this. (I also need to use less slashes, but I'm guessing that won't happen any time soon.)

So, in the interest of personal development/spiritual growth (yep, the slashes are still here), I'll be going WAY outside of my comfort zone & connecting with this community of innovation.
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Thursday, December 04, 2008

Braeden is Mastering His Cup-Fu

He hasn't got it nailed down yet, but yesterday when we got to have a special surprise day at the Disneyland Resort, Braeden got the cup spinning on his own. Not good for Dad, who does the spinning rides with the boys because they make him less sick than they do Shari Jo.

More details on trip later...