Last night, perusing the candy selection at our local Walgreens, I noticed that the new King Size Chunky wrapper has the words "Great to Share" emblazoned on it. Now, I've put up with the whole "Tear'n'Share" nonsense from M&M's for quite a while now, but I can no longer sit idly by and watch this insidious brainwashing spread.
If I wanted you to have some candy, I'd have bought you your own. Keep your hands off my chocolate!
Is there no end to this diabolical plot to force socialistic practices on unsuspecting sugar addicts?
In related news, we also discovered a 22 ounce gummi bear...
and 2 half pound Reese's Peanut Butter Cups...
- all without any insistence on slicing & sharing with my comrades. (Though I do have a scary mental picture of me gnawing on the giant gummi bear like a dog.)
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